multigrain.

When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes.

Why does my dad know what Twitter is

Why do people fear the Hagrid cock?

The lengths I’ll go to get fucked up.

Fuck shit fucker.

HUR’s father is dying. Shit.

Totally thought the mama bear on the charmin was Peter Griffin from a distance

Cop at the HP for some reason. Bored/awake enough to wish I was the one on a midnight walk being harassed by them? Almost.

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my dad’s gone to Idaho til Monday. I’m such a goddamn pansy. how am I ever going to leave home if I get separation anxiety like this NOW? he’s gone there before when I didn’t go, buuut it also wasn’t six days and I was also sleeping with paul at the time, so, I had something to occupy my time at least. I’m so friggin lonely all the time. aly and I…I don’t even know, right now. my sister’s sometimes around, I barely see my dad with our work schedules ANYWAY. all I seriously have is jeff, and I can’t even “have” him because I’m doing my best not to get. like. attached. I still don’t get wtf tumblr is but hark, I have one now.